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Owwww oh god the visual ?
It hurts just thinking about it
I hope your heel heals, for real, get a nice meal with Shaquille O'Neal. If you dont finish, be sure to get a togo box and seal it, otherwise youll have to kneel to pick it up. On the topic of meals, how do you like veal? You can get it at the local Wheel and Peel, as well as fresh eel and pet seals.
*shudders*
I cringed after reading this
im sorry j accidentally hit "you deserve it"
Ack! I actually felt this FML in my stomach. At least the radiator wasn't hot or you'd have made footato chips and they aren't any good unless dried scalp is sprinkled on top. Hope you heal quickly OP!
Ouch! That sucks! But honestly, I think that's one reason they have yoga mats.
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Awww I'm so sorry OP. I hope your wounds heal soon, and you can get in shape :)
Upwards of 20lbs, btw.