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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

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You gotta learn

By duh - 27/01/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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By Will this stupid fad ever end? - 06/03/2013 11:51 - United States

Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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Dirty dancing

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML

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By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Alexa, play "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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Friday 7 January 2011 1:34

That's terrible. Just terrible...

DocBastard 38

Friday 7 January 2011 1:51

KaySL, you ******* pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine... Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for ****'s sake.

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Adchou11 0

Friday 7 January 2011 2:54

Beiber doesn't make bad songs, it's just that guys hate him...

boopityboppity 11

Friday 7 January 2011 3:16

False. It is, in truth, because he makes bad songs that people hate him. The fact that he's an effeminate, pretentious idiot and a preening, posturing pseud of a lame waste of skin just gives us ammunition to use against him.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 7 January 2011 3:25

His voice is already starting to crack. His 15 minutes will be up aaaaanytime now.

boopityboppity 11

Friday 7 January 2011 3:30

I'm pretty sure his disciples won't care — they can't actually think his cacophonies are compositions, can they?

chillinAK 9

Friday 7 January 2011 3:49

But his voice has been cracking for at least the last six months. I've always thought it funny my 13 year old sons voice has been cracking for awhile now.

FruitSalad4225 0

Friday 7 January 2011 4:11

Dude, I want you to write all of my messages alliteratively. I wouldn't be surprised if you wrote V's introduction in V for Vendetta.

boopityboppity 11

Friday 7 January 2011 4:22

Introduction for V for Vendetta? Look at the last line of my profile description.

cloudyconverse 0

Friday 7 January 2011 3:01

who cares? go complain somewhere else.

Astroman129 7

Friday 7 January 2011 3:08

Hey, we danced to Soldier Boy. I hate him more... and I got detention for refusing to dance to his music. It's funny because this was at middle school (we were 12-13) and the language was apparently too inappropriate for us, my mom was pissed after she heared the lyrics.

holstarox 2

Friday 7 January 2011 3:09

I cant believe this got in! last year our whole year level had to do it & it counted for a big percentage of our final grades. I'm also in highschool, one of the top private schools in the state, in fact.