Intimacy: Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 00:08 - United States

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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Ouchie

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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Sinking feeling

By aftermath1991 - 03/09/2009 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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You deserved it 2 158

By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:45

Does not sound sexy.

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:59

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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starwind3438 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:21

So what idiotic thing did you say to her that her do that? I'm sorry but YDI.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:33

i bet you also think language is genetic.

Not_Ever_Telling 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:25

Time to find a new girl.

ximeldax 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:30

english.. do you speak it?

irokyoursox 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:31

What's with people getting their balls crushed lately

missyj0 12

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:32

He no speakeh deh engrish.

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:33

2 - congrats on not getting banned yet dude... i give you another couple hours

ih82bl8 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:35

Well- wut did u do?

Bonghittinglover 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:37

Maybe she is hinting something.. ;)

Halcyon3210 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:38

Did you do something to deserve this or is nut cracking just her standard method of refusal?

Ginkle45 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:39

Ouch... Guess ur not so into her anymore.

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