By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 111
You deserved it 4 885
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Captain0bv10us 0

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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capnbzarr 43

Did you touch her first, without consent? If so, then YDI; if not, then she deserves a punch in the tit.

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ibitehard 9

As a girl, I flinched when you said a punch to the tit -.- owie

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seeunexttuesdays 6

112: you flinched at "girl"? What are you, 5 and still think girls have cooties?

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Taylo12237 5

Pretty sure she ment 'I flinched too, girl,' comenting on the "punch to the tit"

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patebishop 7

Am I the only one that feels that there is not enough information put into this FML??

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HailSatan66 5

How du yu put stuf into A FML?? itz not a burrito...lololjkjkjrolfff....

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BloodyDraven 0

its quite easy, you put information into an FML so that others understand what they need to about the situation

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a_nutritionist 10

...this is clearly someone trolling...how do you not see that?

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zekeishNOTafail 1

110 can you tell me...... What the hell is wrong with you......

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fatraptorjesus13 9

mommy n daddy don't give him enough attention so he needs it and the only way ge gets it is by trolling

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Thats why you dont touch a chicks boobs, unless of course yu ask first.

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big_balla18 0

can I touch urs

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Do i uh know you? Lol

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Captain0bv10us 0

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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HeyLookJesus 11

Rough translation, *clears throat* "Omg lol, Id SOOO finger if she did that to me! What a bitch, rofl xD!" Ta-da! now we can all understand what a complete idiot this commenter is :D

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notouchyy 6

Submission huh? Were you two wrestling and she went for the weak spot of a man, and at the same time your spirits had been crushed because you had been beaten by a girl?

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