Intimacy: Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher...

By girlshavepenises - 28/06/2011 06:39 - New Zealand

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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emz89 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

enonymous 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong

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WingedLovely27 20

Sunday 6 October 2013 16:55

Da fauq? O_o

doglover100 28

Friday 14 March 2014 17:42

She probably misspoke.

sammyjo06 14

Wednesday 19 March 2014 8:44

Obviously, she's not really that misinformed, OP. She just misspoke.

FMLworthy5000 21

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:26

"Girls have penises" or "Girl shave penises" I just noticed this could go two ways

Johnnycake23 42

Thursday 26 March 2015 5:47

I read your name as girl shave penises at first lol

thunderfucked 23

Tuesday 5 May 2015 6:16

I had to read this twice.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 25 November 2015 21:54

Slip of the tongue I hope.

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