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By girlshavepenises - 28/06/2011 06:39 - New Zealand

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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emz89 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

enonymous 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong

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buzzboy1349 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:39

isn't that how it works??? :)

in_wonderland 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:44

orrrr she clearly just mixed up the words "male" and "female" by accident.

steveakafranxy 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:54

it's probably just a slip up, like Obama bin laden

ztormbringer 3

Monday 18 July 2011 11:32

And they keep saying we don't need sex education in the schools.

LondonBridge21 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 8:03

WEAK. Best of luck to you my friend.

flufflybuttons 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:24

This is when you stand up, say "Ma'am, you're a ******* dumbass" and then sit down.

physicist48 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:49

Would it be better if it was from a guy? Who cares that the teacher is a woman?

Carlie_McCartney 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:42

Hahaha as long ad you know what's right - you DO know what's right, right? O.o

arobin51 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:18

Obvious fake fml.

Danny77_fml 0

Monday 24 October 2011 16:12

That made me laugh

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