Intimacy: Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher...

By girlshavepenises - 28/06/2011 06:39 - New Zealand

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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emz89 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

enonymous 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:17

She/he must also believe that STD's can be contracted from hugging.

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:17

She/he must also believe that STD's can be contracted from hugging.

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:17

She/he must also believe that STD's can be contracted from hugging.

jellyD 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:18

Well heck, my ****** got all hard over this, I hope I can find a nice wet juicy penis. What a dumb female penis head you have as an instructor

freshwolf 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 5:00

win

MyMetalRomance 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:21

yoy call her a teacher...

mercuryburst 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:30

What?....

Justice264 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:26

transgender much??

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:28

She's probably dyslexic. Or a post-op tranny.

Bekll 31

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:48

That's offensive to trangendered people - post op or not.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:50

No offense intended? It makes sense though.

Bekll 31

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:15

Not just the joke, using the word "tranny" too. That's what's said for certain p*rn stars.

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:29

that's science? when I took biology, the reproduction chapter was all about sperm, eggs, zygotes, fetuses, cellular reproduction, stem cells, tissue specialization, a whole lot of non humorous scientific names for fun parts, and all that other technical dry science stuff. the "penis in the ******" stuff was for health class. and late night cable TV.