Intimacy: Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher...

By girlshavepenises - 28/06/2011 06:39 - New Zealand

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Queretaro

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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emz89 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed

enonymous 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong

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maccagirl 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:37

q gachk

Kyze_Ninja 10

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:15

I'm thinking she's a he.....

MagicMarker 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:16

Wow. And people think American public education is bad.

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:52

Where did that lady go to school?

PandaPandy 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:59

Is she stupid? does she not know that it's the other way around??

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:06

wtf? is she foreign?

devwre 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:51

you're joking right?

Goingunder817 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:13

Well you know what shes got down there! ;)

pyrogirl6622 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:14

wow.... where did she go to school because apparently you can my stupid and still get a great job.

dulcemori 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:26

This isn't an FML your teacher just misspoke...

dulcemori 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:29

This isn't an FML your teacher just misspoke...

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