By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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ollie179 21

Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.

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gracehi 31

Maybe you're so good at sex, she thought that no man could possibly know how to please a woman that well. Yeah... Yeah... That's gotta be it.

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zandalee 19

...And after sex he's like super sweet and sensitive rubbing her feet and making her cups of tea! I recon OP you are just nicer than all of the other blokes she's laid and its just a compliment. Ask her...?

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Dracoboxer357 35

Well Op, in the most positive light possible, perhaps she's used to men not lasting very long during sex and you should feel flattered! :P Of course, you could just Ask her for clarity....later... ;P

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RaulGarcia30 10

It's not about how big the boat is, it's about the motion in the ocean... But having a big joint helps

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gc327072 30

Having a big joint only helps when bargaining with a stoner.

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Mtd52786 0

#20 They say it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean, but it takes a hell if a lot longer to sail across the ocean in a canoe.

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MrPlopper 9

Is this all a reference to Bill Engval? (Not sure if I spelled his name right)

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AllThingsBright_ 11

Maybe because you actually pleased her in bed?

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perdix 29

If you really have no idea, you are really going to be surprised when she dumps you.

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jponce312 4

Well that could mean 2 different things. 1. Your penis is too small or 2. You touched her in just the rights spots that she was impressed on how you could of known that.

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angelofmusic113 9

"Are you sure you're a girl?"

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