Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you... - FML

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Spicy

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

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Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Spicy

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:27

Yeah, I hate it when a penis grows out of your ****** too, it causes so much confusion.

Kal3Y 12

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:26

Thailand problems

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DarthVader77 9

Sunday 3 March 2013 19:55

Every guy's dream to hear stuff like that :)

Amizee 12

Sunday 3 March 2013 19:59

Sorry sausage... it sucks to be you right now. Dump her I say lol

krock76 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 20:25

Thats a new one lol

bv2332 10

Sunday 3 March 2013 20:49

Sounds like you need a bigger penis

FacePalmFail 9

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:15

She's probably trying to say that you're very attentive in a way that girls tend to associate with other girls. It was a misguided compliment I think :-)

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:24

Why would he pound her like he pounds a man? Yes, I'm being intentionally obtuse

BrookieAnn 19

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:06

Ask her if she's sure she's a girl. All's fair in love and war I say.

Altrnate_Reality 14

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:12

you must have been moaning too much

jopo_fml 1

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:22

That was a compliment... Meaning you are hitting all the right spots that only a woman should know.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:58

Your expression: You don't say...

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

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Today, I emailed my fiancé the assignment that I was handed for a journalism job interview, asking for him to take a look and give opinions about it. I accidentally e-mailed it to the job interviewer. She responded, and even CCed it to the CEO. FML

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Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML

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Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

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