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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

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Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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Monday 17 January 2011 16:12

Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 17 January 2011 16:06

Niceee, women need to start acting more like this

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catatonicsleep 17

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

My boyfriend was happy the first time I farted in front of him...

AnotherFMLGirl 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:25

LOL ! thats what i do ! lol Its no secret that girls fart, mst do it when the man is in a deep sleep.. or in the bathroom, while they pee :D

kingtz 6

Monday 17 January 2011 20:55

Damn OP, just imagine all the nights you haven't woken up when she called out. You've probably been smelling her farts in your sleep every night since you began sharing the bed with her...

Sammansix 3

Monday 17 January 2011 21:41

She's a keeper!

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 17 January 2011 21:48

*Like!*

sk8erd 15

Monday 17 January 2011 23:08

gross.... I would sleep in the other room if that happened

morgo157 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:45

teehee, bet you didn't see that comming

craigi 3

Monday 17 January 2011 23:52

She's a keeper :)

kharmon0974 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:48

Girls don't fart..... they toot. :)

Kiyoha 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:14

This isn't an FML. Your girlfriend is considerate and doesn't want you to breathe in her fart while you're still awake. You should be grateful instead of whining on FMyLife.