By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
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captain_crook 17

someone who likes succulent chicken? :P

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rxsey16 16

So you're the dad I'm assuming? Better go talk to your wife.

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ptellini 7

Why does his mum always call you that?

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muarif 19

But..why does you wife call YOU a cocksucker? O.o

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quirby 4

Maybe OP and his wife are divorced.

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mistress_paz 30

No assume you're separated from his mother? Defaming the other parent can be grounds for custody change.

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Merylwen 24

But it's not defaming if he really is a cocksucker. We don't know that. :)

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Ianamis 6

No it is defaming regardless.

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DanCastellaneta 17

Yeah there's only one cocksucker in your household an it ain't your son.

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elvispaada 11

Reminds me of an SNL with Jimmy Fallon and Janet Jackson. The Cork Soakers..

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gintwinsmoore 20

well #41 JJ is a **** sucker...lol

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abNormal62 23

So…… Why does she call you a **** sucker?

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SadSouthernBell 18

I know the feeling. My ex keeps telling my children that I'm going to hell... Because I was tired of his abuse

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thejonac 21

you really need to talk to the mom, just bc she's the mother doesn't mean she can speak degrading, mean and vulgar words to your child

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Scryll 17

Um no, it's never the kids fault in a fight between parents

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