By Rotarius - 23/08/2012 18:09 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
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lexeous 4

At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.

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kahnforyourmom 2

Wow...at least a girl actually wants your body. Take joy in the simpler things once in a while.

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juwood 7

so whats wrong with that? Girls appreciate that kind of thing, when you let them pilfer your body heat.

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Dracoboxer357 35

109- Agreed. I'm always running a little hot on my body temperature, as long as I'm not starving. Before I got married, I always was generous about sharing the warmth with my girlfriend(s). I'm also a very physical person so any excuse to cuddle was a good one for me! ;P Just sharing. :p

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afgzz 2

That sucks! Well her mouth it is then

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keeper801 8

Bahah I do this. Tease you with the thought of a potential hook up to get you to come all the way over to cuddle.

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kofeinisti 6

And that makes you a jerk. How the **** can you be proud of doing that?

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Dracoboxer357 35

112- If We had been dating, (hypothetically), and you wanted me to come cuddle, all you would have had to do is say so. Teasing with sex is mean, that would only lead to cuddling, while being uncomfortably poked. ;p Bleh.

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mrsmaglietta 6

then be a boyfriend and quit complaining dick

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You just had to add that bit about the period, huh? Maybe if you had warmed her up she'd open up to the idea of sex. But apparently, the period is the plague and must be avoided. Just clean yourself off after, jeez.

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bryan788 29

I hope it counts for brownie points later. I would have staying in bed

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buggy903 5

A true pirate sails the red seas

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murphdarkly 13

And instead of accepting that she called you for comfort n prolly loves you, you bitch about it on fml, you'll eventually lose that good thing you have because of this

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