Intimacy: Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride...

By Rotarius - 23/08/2012 18:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML

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By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 20:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

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lexeous 4

Friday 24 August 2012 0:12

At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 24 August 2012 0:14

So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.

Comments

ladybuggirl1234 3

Friday 24 August 2012 1:10

So...? Your point is that you just wanted sex? It makes you look like an asshole. I hope you were nice about it. Be lucky you have her

the_derps 4

Friday 24 August 2012 1:13

ydi for acting like you're somehow entitled to sex. you clearly don't respect your girlfriend and she deserves much better than your sorry ass. typical misogynist pig.

grudger 14

Friday 24 August 2012 1:14

Your girl needs you

LiesAndMischief 4

Friday 24 August 2012 1:20

Okay, I'm sorry, but this FML just makes the OP look like a douche who only cares about sex. If you don't think it's worthwhile to go cuddle with your GF and get some company, then obviously you shouldn't be in a relationship because there's a lot more to actual DATING than simply sexsexsex.

fhockeygirl25 1

Friday 24 August 2012 1:20

Oh boo hoo. At least you have a girlfriend who wants to spend time with you. Relationships are about more than sex dude. Grow up.

lexi365 20

Friday 24 August 2012 1:26

Perfect chance for brownie points by cuddling. :)

RealTalk0 7

Friday 24 August 2012 1:34

What's wrong with that? I would be glad that my girlfriend wanted me to cuddle with her. Stop being so selfish and stingy.

callous 2

Friday 24 August 2012 1:53

Bloody hell

TheMaestro 4

Friday 24 August 2012 1:55

I don't see why OPs getting all the hate. Would you want to go on an hour bus ride in the night and back just because your girl is cold? He wanted sex, understandably, which is what it strongly implied, then found out he misinterpreted the text. People have complained about a lot less InB4 female nagging

rebelliousshroom 12

Friday 24 August 2012 5:32

Of course she wasn't just cold, she missed him and wanted to be near him, feel his body against hers. Which is normal for people in a romantic relationship. OPs disappointment would have been understandable if they were just friends with benefits.

jeffmusson1309 1

Friday 24 August 2012 2:00

What do you call two lesbians on their period?? Finger painting!!

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 24 August 2012 8:14

63- Well, call me crazy, but I'd still call them by their respective names ............ ................... .............but I'm also being a tiny bit obtuse here. ;P