Intimacy: Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride...

By Rotarius - 23/08/2012 18:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML

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By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 20:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

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lexeous 4

Friday 24 August 2012 0:12

At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 24 August 2012 0:14

So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture. BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.

Comments

Xeserx 8

Friday 24 August 2012 8:08

********? .-.

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 24 August 2012 8:15

126- No thanks, I'm good. :p

GoodLookingGeese 10

Friday 24 August 2012 8:15

Be grateful you're alive. The "clue" word here is BODY

Hommyj6 1

Friday 24 August 2012 8:35

If the red river is flowing take the dirt road home.

wubbazugg 5

Friday 24 August 2012 10:07

Pussy. Get in there with the cuddles and just make sure there's a towel or other toss-able piece of fabric underneath you, and go to town! Period sex relieves cramps!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 24 August 2012 10:35

I say YDI and I’m happy she owned you so bad. She probably knew that if she said she wanted to cuddle with you, you wouldn’t have bothered your ass coming. I feel sorry for her that you’d moan about not getting laid after doing what should have been a nice gesture.

downtime 12

Friday 24 August 2012 17:18

So in this fantasy world of yours do women not have legs?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 24 August 2012 17:24

Not really relevant seeing that he just wanted to get laid... If she said she'd come for cuddling, he would probably have told her not to bother...

downtime 12

Friday 24 August 2012 17:37

I don't think you have a firm grasp of what he's complaining about here. It's the effort he has had to put in under a false premise. Theres nothing to say he doesn't want to spend time with her.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 24 August 2012 21:50

Well shouldn't be an effort then and there shouldn't be any complaint :)

downtime 12

Saturday 25 August 2012 6:05

I retract my last comment, I don't think you have a firm grasp of anything.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Saturday 25 August 2012 23:16

Coz you know me so well... :) Come on man, grow up and learn to tolerate other opinions than yours without turning bitchy

afairshake 8

Friday 24 August 2012 10:43

You're the kind of guy that gives all guys a bad name and ruins things for the decent ones wow I hope she realizes who you really are before it's too late be a man gees

mrsmirk 8

Friday 24 August 2012 11:13

The key is that he spent an hour on the bus in the mid of night.. thinking he was going to get laid. I understand now, he's not an anti-cuddler.

baileymarie102 6

Friday 24 August 2012 11:53

Wow. Don't complain about it, if you were a decent boyfriend you'd be glad to just spend the night with her. Chances are, if you stick this one out and be a gentlemen, she'll give you something in return.