Love: Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I...

By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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Dammit

By Lvdkinda - 18/06/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML

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By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

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spaceranger33 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:13

i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage

fbp6277 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 1:37

You guys are kind of assholes. She doesn't have to marry the guy to have kids. Marriage isn't right for some people. Just because someone has a kid with someone without getting married doesn't mean the kid is going to be ****** up. It's better to have the people not get married then to get married and always fight around the kid. People should quit being so judgemental.

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makemeasandwhich_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:15

May i have my sandwhich now?

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:17

Sounds like he's training you to be a good wife, but you're just not ready yet. Keep working on it. Train hard. Remember: sandwiches and ********. When you're ready, he'll probably marry you.

srak 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:02

ydi for being white trash

sweatteaforme001 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:12

People are being awfully judgmental of this woman for *gasp* having a child out of wedlock. This isn't the 1950s, and it takes TWO people to make a baby. But if my significant other was insensitive enough to say "hey, lets sit on the couch and watch sports on our anniversary" my next step would be out the door to go to a bar with my rowdiest friends, not into the kitchen to make food for him.

ShUt_YoUr_LiPS 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:12

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!! ass hole -_-

jillz 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:39

Just don't let him knock you up with another one. It'll be even harder for you to leave then. I'm guessing that your finances will keep you right there making those sandwiches for some time. :( FYL Now. Bitch, get yo ass back in da kitchen..and make me some pie! Kidding!

corambis 13

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:48

For the record, I checked with my etiquette expert, and amazingly enough, the third anniversary of when you started dating *is* the football and sandwiches anniversary. Tough luck there, but you should have done your research first.