Miscellaneous: Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new...

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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You deserved it 8 275

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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You deserved it 4 059

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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You deserved it 8 481

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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You deserved it 4 756

Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 093

Brothers in arms

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 06:00 - South Africa - Grahamstown

Today, I was scrolling through my phone and saw a post from my nephew's mother, my brother's girlfriend. She has a swollen eye that my brother gave her. I've been telling him for months to get his temper in control, and now he's facing possible charges, and she's utterly traumatized. I wish I could cut off relations. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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dagrathe 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:41

cool female bro.

ceatsouth 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:43

Just block your wall so he can't see it

Comments

blondie1208 17

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:45

you mad bro?

ashtonkay 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 19:25

I ain't even mad.

Samirakate 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:46

You know you CAN block people right? It doesn't unfriend them, they just cant comment or see your posts

skyman3000 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:46

I feel for you man

Ima_monster_x3 12

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:46

Cool story bro...

Gigglebear 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:46

Just block him from your status updates so he can't make comments.

sasquatch69 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:47

block him!!!

PandaPandy 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:49

Block him. You won't delete him, but he won't be able to see any of your posts.

PandaPandy 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:56

What??

Shrike 23

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:57

yeah but, his parents are obviously tightasses, so I don't think getting rid of the brother on a technicality would exactly wash with them...

Pslcybn5 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:51

So what BRO... He looks up to you. And he's probably the only one commenting on FB anyways!

PandaPandy 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:54

Lol XD sure

OGReaper 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:52

YDI for using facebook like a typical toolbag.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:42

Your comment: "DUUUUHHH I troll on fml spreading pure nonsense about facebook because I can't get friends on facebook and i'm a loner in real life, and i'm stupid DDDUUUUUUUHHHHHHH"

a_nutritionist 10

Saturday 24 September 2011 7:33

wow, that doesnt look anything like a summation of his point. its also a lot longer and the way its worded sounds like it came from the hand of an idiot.