Miscellaneous: Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new...

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 5 467

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 351

You deserved it 8 275

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 3 467

By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 616

You deserved it 4 059

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 939

You deserved it 2 484

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 297

You deserved it 7 603

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 852

You deserved it 8 481

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 046

You deserved it 4 755

Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 246

You deserved it 2 090

Brothers in arms

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 06:00 - South Africa - Grahamstown

Today, I was scrolling through my phone and saw a post from my nephew's mother, my brother's girlfriend. She has a swollen eye that my brother gave her. I've been telling him for months to get his temper in control, and now he's facing possible charges, and she's utterly traumatized. I wish I could cut off relations. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 043

You deserved it 130

By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 026

You deserved it 5 345

dagrathe 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:41

cool female bro.

ceatsouth 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:43

Just block your wall so he can't see it

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kindlystfupls 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:08

Two words: Limited. Profile.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:10

Well they never said you couldn't block him:)

amit93 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:11

Shit bro. That really sucks bro. Fyl Bro. Are you ok bro?

cal2541 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:13

if you're young enough to be grounded for something as stupid as defriending a family member, you don't need to be on Facebook. YDI

bananabuttercup 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:14

Every time you post a status, use the privacy settings to make sure everyone but him can see it.

asrforever 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:14

Just block him from your page and still keep him as a friend on fb. Sry but the op is kinda dumb for not thinking of that.

xxxkittykatxxx 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:18

They may not have known how. And age isn't necessarily a factor... They could be seventeen and still have to follow that rule.

upyourzlolz 11

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:16

Cool sto.. Nobody wants to here it anymore, left hand.

kristidgranger 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:17

Well if you give him attention that it is bothering you than he will keep doing it. I would just always comment after him something stupid always the same thing. Like "I agree" he'll get bored with it!