By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It has begun. Hide yo wife, hide yo kids; no-body is safe.

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ComaWhiteLove 18

I think somebody is a little bit pissed off you booked with Priceline.

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ohio53 6

Maybe you're a sleepwalker and just don't gnome it?

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StrugsNotDrugs 19

I wonder if after The Gnomer is caught, they'll go by your house singing "Now you're just somebody that I used to Gnome"

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Bloodjoker 11

Can I have the tapes? Or the gnomes :-P

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piercethemarni 4

holy shit dude.

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rasengan1544 12

There's gnome or good puns left, everyone used them all

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Axott 2

four words ... coffee and a shotgun...

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