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By Danielle - 10/06/2012 19:19 - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 136
You deserved it 3 236

Same thing different taste

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Try stabbing a pocket knife into the lid around the edge. Keep working your way around stabbing in, being sure to link each stab to the previous one. If you are careful with where your hands are in relation to the knife, it can be very safe. Also, your husband is a skirt-wearing poodle walker.

HunterAlpha1 8

hence why you bring a spare.

marisadc79 0

I pretty much live on cereal anyway but funk that take the kids and keys and wave bye as you speed away

I don't know why people are bringing up SERE or any other survivalist training/ experience. This is a Canadian, civilian female on a family camping trip. Get the hell over yourselves.

ZeeBest86 6

What could be more interesting then cereal and peanut butter that's in a can??

hewro_failure 11

Why don't you have a knife ... Especially when camping a knife is usually a necessity

hewro_failure 11

If only the peanut butter was nutella then there would be no problem

Hahahahaha that reminds me of a time my friends and I went camping. Someone forgot to seal the lunch meats correctly and our hamburgers thawed and bled into everything..we lost all of our food on the first day and ended up with nothing but booze and chocolate for the entire weekend :)

Be lucky its not REAL camping where you hunt down your own food, instead you got to bring cereal and peanut butter