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By Danielle - 10/06/2012 19:19 - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML

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By Tori Pearson - 27/06/2011 04:21 - Canada

Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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Wish I wasn't here

By I hate camping - 28/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my family is getting ready for a vacation. My idea of a vacation is being on a beach, staying in a luxurious hotel, with cute guys and great restaurants everywhere. Unfortunately, we are going to be sleeping in a cold tent in the mountains, cook over a fire, and listen to bears stomp around at night. FML

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By angry - 22/06/2010 07:47 - Australia

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

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Bad timing

By lkvetched - 30/08/2016 17:23 - United States - Palestine

Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML

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A rock and a hard place

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 16:02

Today, I got back from a camping trip after being homesick for 3 weeks. I couldn't remember why I had wanted to be away from my family for so long when I signed up for it. When I got home, I remembered. Everyone in my family hates each other. I want to go back to the camping site. FML

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Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 16:01

Today, I'm on a camping trip, and despite the lovely weather, I'm wearing long clothing so the mosquitoes can’t sting me. Unfortunately, nobody seems to have told THEM that. FML

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Creature comforts

By Anonymous - 22/10/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, while my man raves about that one time he went hiking with his brother, without even a sleeping bag, spending the night under piles of dry leaves, now that we are looking for a small camper van, he insists it must have a toilet, kitchen, and indoor shower. FML

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By ew - 15/09/2015 16:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Salliemae - 11/08/2018 07:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend took my car on a 3-day vacation, stranding me in our extremely rural town. I have a box of ziti, a jar of expired pickles, no cable or Netflix, and no water since the well ran dry. Why am I here? "Someone needs to stay with the dog and feed the cows." FML

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Monday 11 June 2012 1:07

Use a knife?

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Monday 11 June 2012 1:09

Cereal AND peanut butter? LUCKY!

Comments

TakeMeToRio 9

Monday 11 June 2012 11:40

ugh.... Have u heard about a thing called KNIFE?

HateLife66 0

Monday 11 June 2012 11:41

How do you have Internet in the middle of the woods?

tamimac 3

Monday 11 June 2012 13:07

Why don't you just hike down to the nearest camp site & borrow a can opener?

Grayfoxx 5

Monday 11 June 2012 16:10

You could always try catching your dinner!

JessiKitty_lol 7

Monday 11 June 2012 16:12

Camping, yet using the internet? AND your can opener broke? OH NOES.

seanc722 2

Monday 11 June 2012 16:22

Be glad you arnt actually camping, you have portapotties

GG1569 4

Monday 11 June 2012 16:45

Should've brought Nutella . Nutella and fruit loops are bomb .!

unpossible 26

Monday 11 June 2012 17:10

Exactly, this....OP use your ingenuity: it's a can, not a bank vault.

unpossible 26

Monday 11 June 2012 17:13

If worse comes to worst, and you can't figure it out on your own. Type "How to open a can without a can opener" into Google since you seem to be internet connected.