Work: Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean...

By SummerJob - 06/09/2012 16:51

Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 16:30

Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML

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By captainlame - 21/03/2013 05:59 - United States

Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML

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By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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By nomfuck - 09/09/2014 15:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML

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By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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By getajob - 28/09/2012 17:40 - United States - Carmel

Today, while working security at a welfare office, I had to listen as a claimant gushed about her upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and haven't had a vacation since 2006. FML

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By SeaSick - 15/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

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By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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By CircusSea - 05/11/2012 00:02 - Puerto Rico - Carolina

Today, I work on a cruise ship, and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room, and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

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GuessWhatKids 13

Thursday 6 September 2012 22:56

How did you not know that you get seasick that easily...

solosohigh 15

Thursday 6 September 2012 22:56

why would you get a job on a cruise ship if you get sea sick? unless you didn't know. you could always call in (sea) sick and slip off the boat...

Comments

callous 2

Friday 7 September 2012 0:50

I just keep hearing the lonely Island song "I'm on a boat" while reading this. Advice: string a bucket around your neck and don a grass skirt. It won't get rid of the seasickness but at least the guests will be less likely to complain about how unprofessional you're acting.

foreverlovingu 3

Friday 7 September 2012 2:11

It gets better my friend was sick for a week until he could handle it.

meoliveras08 3

Friday 7 September 2012 2:45

It's not summer.

gnattine 11

Friday 7 September 2012 2:52

You'll get your sea legs

haj_fml 4

Friday 7 September 2012 3:32

Pah firstworldproblem

etoilenuit 15

Friday 7 September 2012 3:55

Eek! Quit before you guys head out!

mrrod462 4

Friday 7 September 2012 4:20

Take Dramamine. It is to stop and prevent sea sickness. Go to the pharmacy on ship or at dock or the doctor on ship to get some

FlyingPie 17

Friday 7 September 2012 4:25

#21: In the northern hemisphere, fall starts in September, and in the southern hemisphere, spring starts in September. So there is nowhere in the world where summer starts in September.

FlyingPie 17

Friday 7 September 2012 4:28

FYL :( But how do you have a 2-month summer job starting in September? In the northern hemisphere, fall starts in September, and in the southern hemisphere, spring starts in September.. so you can't have a 2-month summer job starting in September.