Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until...

By psychoticbiatch - 08/04/2012 13:58 - Australia - Perth

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

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psychoticbiatch 5

Monday 9 April 2012 6:09

No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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deathskatenoah 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:16

Wow thats so disrespectful

KeyboardWarrior 10

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:17

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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Cablo_Gubla 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 7:13

I can't believe a person could be such a pure ****. A solid punch to the jaw should sort out her shitty attitude.

RiversTheName 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 13:52

WTF!!!

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:01

I was going to say FYL until I read your name.

freshko21 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:10

You probably miss heard OP.

EEBAL 2

Friday 13 April 2012 2:41

How the hell does anyone deserve this?!

Zues11 0

Monday 16 April 2012 17:29

Rude -_- but can you imagine what the "Things" mother looks like o_O

kerochan85 5

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:01

damg she was rude... happy birthday anyway even if it late

amisenho 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 15:27

Maybe she was watching "The Price is Right".

hotany 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 4:38

lol..yep.."that thing" ..shes totally a psychotic biatch :p

midnightmango 13

Tuesday 6 October 2015 17:36

Dang you get offended easily chill bro

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