By psychoticbiatch - 08/04/2012 13:58 - Australia - Perth

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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psychoticbiatch 5

No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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Comments

Missy612 14

Wow bitch! Happy b-day though!!:-)

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Cerberuss666 3

some mothers are bitches like mine. happy birthday hope you had a great day

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Trisha_aus 15

Too early to send her off? Far far away..

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ZZDomoZZ 1

I find it hard to believe that some people voted, you deserved that. How would you deserve that

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MidnightMusic53 37

The majority of the people who have voted YDI have done it because for some reason, they think that OP lives with her mother, despite OP stating otherwise in the comments. Apparently it's unusual to see your mother on your birthday.

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glitterme 5

She could have been talking about 30 day glade air freshener my mom was surprised too :)

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shaggan 6

Tell her your getting to old for put downs and if she wants to keep it up threaten that you'll curb stomp her teeth down her throated she does it again It works for me every time I don't say shit like that to my mama but those who are disrespectful get my foot in there ass haha

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SkoomaKi 27

You should've replied "well at least i ain't old!".

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evilvagina 9

murder is a good option, plus in prison you can retrain and have a fresh crack at life!

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karmicsamadi86 9

Maybe she was talking about something else that she's had for 30 years? Just trying to give her the benefit of doubt

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