By psychoticbiatch - 08/04/2012 13:58 - Australia - Perth

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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mason012 0

I would've barged in the room and said wow mom I can't believe you're not dead yet and then waked out

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toocute4u 5

How do u know she ment it in a bad way could have been a joke

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zombiesdkdjdjf 1

Who jokes like that? Behind there back? ABOUT THEIR CHILD?!

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lunax_fml 14

whatever, shes the one thats going to be exiled to the retirement home soon enough.

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zombiesdkdjdjf 1

Her to be talking. Sounds like her soul should be burning in hell

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SILVERSTAR_6 17

Man I would slap that bitch...how can yer own mom call u a thing? She obviously doesn't love u so jus put her in an old folks home and let her rot in there since she thinks u were a mistake.

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DevaGolgotha 4

Your username is psychoticbiatch. Just saying.

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eric0simon 0

Wait, why are you living with your parents when you are 30?...

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BloodFaerie 21

And even if she is, that would still be ****** up and no reason to look down on her. I had to move back in with my parents after I graduated college and couldn't find more than a part-time job. I pay my own bills and buy about half my groceries (my mom does try to cook dinner for me as part of the family, not that I expect her to...) and once I finish what will hopefully be a better degree I will be able to get a better job where I can afford rent and get out of their basement, lol. But really, a lot of people are living with relatives in a variety of situations in this economy....

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