By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Don't just dump that psychotic and vengeful bitch, get a restraining order. If she has no way of paying for your stuff, then smash all the shit she owns as well.

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Mewtwo_fml 1

Sue. Get Treble damages. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treble_damages You should be getting 3x the value of everything she broke.

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nofyourlife 0

i haven't read the other comments, but i have to say, your girlfriend is ******* nuts. and i'm a girl saying this. if someone left a message on my boyfriend's machine, i might yell at him, or not talk to him for awhile, but certainly not that.... find a new girlfriend.

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birds_fml 7

Well, at least now you know she's a jealous, insecure, crazy bitch and you can dump her before the relationship goes any further.

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Amkii 0

Bitches be crazy. You need to sue your ex, or get her to buy you everything again that she ruined. Stupid bitch!

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coffeennicotine 0

Okay, your gf is psycho. Wow. You don't just run around ruining people's property. That's illegal. I'd sue her and press charges if I were you.

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Wololo 0

She owes you one hell of an apology. I was going to ask why you didn't take her with you to the party, but with that kind of reaction, I can see why not.

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rixbury 0

now you know you have a psycho on your hands and need to ditch that bitch. Hell, what else can she break when she flips out that you are breaking up with her. What an asshole she is.

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