Love: Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home...

By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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simplyabsurd 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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naroushh 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:05

lol okay why does ur mom called and said how fun was last night?!

djbean09 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:09

damn i would have killed that bitch

poptartkid 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:13

1- Take $ from her 2- Dump this bitch 3- Slap her in the face, smile and say "Peace bitch!" 4- Sue her 5- **** her best friend!

brkn_hearted 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:15

umm, jealous much? idk about you, but i can't deal with a girl jumping the gun like that based simply on a message on the answering machine without asking me about it first...

Jman1906 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:16

Sue your GF for twice the money all the stuff was worth, then leave her. How crazy is she that she goes temporarily insane (like no joke, she was probably mentally insane at that moment) when somebody says they had a good time. I am glad you are calmer than me, I would have been arrested for assault.

thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:22

Dump the bitch, it'll only happen again!

shadow_child 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:25

Your girlfriend sounds insane. Even if that message on your answering machine had been from a "****," she still has no right to smash your TV. Girls like her give secure, non-jealous girls a bad reputation. Don't dump her just yet-- make her pay you back before you do so. Once you get that check from her, dump her ass. She may not pay you back if you break up with her on the spot.