By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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simplyabsurd 0

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

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deaditegirl 0

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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mobius8 0

At least she didn't smash your computer. ^^

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funkycloud7137 0

*beep* Hey Ricky, I hope you had a great time last night, I know I did! Well, you should call me sometime later. Oh, by the way, could you pick up a box of dryer sheets and some milk for me the next time you come over? Thanks hon. WTF!!!!! ARRRRRRGGGHHH what a slutty message! Milk!! You cheating bastard! That's it! F*** your couch! no wait F*** your TV thats right you cheater you!!! HAAA HAAAA! *cries* WHY don't I have any other FRIENDS?? aaahh sniff sniff aaaaaaaaaahhhh ha. (lulz)

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squigicomics 0

Dude...2 words...civil suit. I mean JEEZE! That's crazy on the highest level of insane.

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KennyP55 0

She did you a huge favor dude. Imagine the crazy shit a bitch will do if you were MARRIED to her.

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torsola 0

this story is to be continued, right?

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scrinmaster 0

Make the bitch pay for it all, press charges if she doesn't, then dump her ass.

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