By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:07 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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Zebidee 8

Actually, as the OP said she "got her period" i.e.; started it, the odds would be much lower. If she was regular as clockwork at 28 days per cycle, that would be 13 times a year, which means there would be a 3.6% chance the first day of a period would coincide with her birthday, meaning it happened roughly once every 28 years. Bloody statistics...

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Cinn_fml 22

If you're into maths/science, a calculator is an extremely useful present. As for the period part, well, you either will get used to it, or you should be by now. Though if you're unlucky enough to get seriously ill each month, then I can understand why you're complaining about that.

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aback 4

In time, you'll learn to appreciate your period.

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AphroditesApple 0

those are expensive. ingrate.

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sapphirestar 0

At least you got a gift and nobody forgets you birthday!

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rawrman22 0

:p thats pretty suckish. happy bday tho

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tootsieroll325 0

hahah that sucks.... o well you'll get over it and I would love a graphing calculator...math is the best :)...how old did you turn?

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hkstar 0

HAHAHAHA..i got one too. but not my period, i already got mine :3 hope you dont get cramps .?

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roflcopter42 0

quit bitchingg kids in Africa wuld kill fo a calculator especially one that's 120 dollars feel loved, and just gtfo fml you are unworthy,

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dannieboom 0

wow ur ungrateful, u know, u could be dead? and not to mention, those calculators are freaking expensive

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