By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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medahj 0

happy birthday! and im so sorry to hear that! totally hate it when good things go dreadfully wrong....

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DeeJayD 0

Your mother is a colossal moron. #16, my god, she could catch the Jew.

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Faced159 0

dude what the hell is your mom's problem. what a crazy bitch

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ChartreusePony 0

Your mom sounds like a hoot! It's just too bad her antics put a damper on your birthday.

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chula525 0

did this cat have edward scissor hands? ive been scratched by my cat before and never have i ever had to have stitches! But yeah your mom should be a brain surgeon she'll do great. Oh yeah Happy belated Birthday!

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TheCrow471 0

My mom used to open my door so my dog would wake me up. The only thing worse than waking up with a face soaking wet with dog saliva is getting 16 stitches.

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efftthhiiss 0

your mom is a dumbass. and 59 there are WAY more things worse than waking up to dog saliva. you're not the brightest either.

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Sucks_to_be_you 0

At least you have a cat? Happy Birthday

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N0Luck 0

you should buy a porcupine and throw it at her face

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