Animals: Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having... - FML

By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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0___0 9

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:26

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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Erinx3 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:04

# 10 & 12. Hell yes. What a bitch. I'd be pissed.

wallythedolly 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:14

Your mom isn't very smart, is she?

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:25

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT! That is so messed up! I'm so sorry! Happy birthday to you though!

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:59

Simply do the same thing to your mom.

lilymoose 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:15

she was joking... you guys are awfully harsh on the mom... it's not like she meant for the cat to land where it did. she probably thought it would be funny and it turned out wrong...

rachel13_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:16

Your misfourtunes make me smile

Noodlz4 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:12

do #10 and also start thinking of a cool story for if it scars up... like a bar fight or something I don't know...

xOxBeEqalxOx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:28

ya a stray cat has probably gotten used to having to survive on its own, i dont doubt that this dident happen and i really dont understand who would think the birthday person deserves/ed it.

why_me777 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:43

-sigh- my moms the same. she decided to wake my brother by dumping water on him in the early morning (cuz he wakes up too early, and she wouldnt be able to surprise him) and he has a bed wetting problem, and he got scared when he woke up cuz he thought he peed the bed, and he started crying. great way to wake up on his 6th birthday.

MarvelousMaggie 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:58

stupid person. i love kitties though, it wasnt the cats fault. i agree 62

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