By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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secretish 0

If i was a cat that belonged to a retard, I'd prolly also scratch whatever I landed whenever the old bag threw me around. Serial. Who the **** throws cats around?

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buster152692001 0

i fkin love you i just laughed so godamn hard reading this you made my day

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JAL_fml 0

Why do 82 people so far think she "deserved this"?

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deliciouskaek 1

#16 ~ Im sure the cat didn't have "rabbis", though that might have helped. um.. Happy Birthday?

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Slightmisshap 0

wow..ur moms ****** up. Happy Birthday?

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fml27 0

ur moms a dumbass. happy birthday!

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treasa 0

Look at it this way: now your mom probably feels really guilty. I'll bet she'll buy you anything you ask for.

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wellthatsagiven 0

your mom is, well.... umm... i don't even have words for how stupid that was. and to the rabbis... 1. cat would probably have died or been seriously jacked up if it had had rabies 2.that's passed through bodily fluids chances of virus from cat to claw to person transmittal is slim at best...

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pinkfrenchrose 5

WHO THE HELL THROWS STRAY CATS ON PEOPLE?!

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