By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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goosemanrocks 0

sounds like something i would do.

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dvb77 0

I don't get why people say this person deserved this? What the hell did they do? I don't get people on this site. I hope you're alright! Maybe it came like a chelsea smile so you could say you survived the Black Dahlia assault?

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kat0ria 0

I really do not understand how parents I've read about on FMyLife are so stupid.

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louisianagrrrrl 0

If it makes you feel better, my mom once put a live chicken in my bed to get me to wake up for school

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squelchy451 0

sucks... i dont get people who said u deserved that one... what are u supposed to do? sleep with your eyes open and with your samurai sword next to you?

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carmel 0

Why is everyone blaming her mum? I mean she was part of it but the cat's the one who went all Charlie's angels on her ass! Happy Birthday anyway?

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reallytruly 0

Confusion-I cut a gash several inches long across my leg and it only needed five stitches...how on earth would you get a long enough, deep enough cut anywhere on your face for SIXTEEN stitches?

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