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She's looking out for you. Take the hint and maybe lose some weight? But I do agree that your mom is a little rude for doing that.
*hint* *hint*, *nudge* *nudge*
If you know what I mean...
Well it's not the nicest way to get you motivated but hey, what are moms for right?
Happy birthday!
Hey gym memberships are pretty expensive. Count yourself lucky.
Wow it's your birthday and your mom gives you a gym membership sucks to be you
You should burn the clothes and video it and give it to her for her birthday
You should burn the clothes and video it and give it to her for her birthday
I don't say this often, but I hope you are incredibly fat, 'cause then your mother actually does care about your health. If you're not, and she wants you to go from a medium to an extra small, she fails as a parent. And I hate parenting fails.
amen!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D !!!
You can't understand it now, but in a few weeks or months, if you really hit the gym, you will love her for that present. Happy birthday!