By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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jellitonoctopus 19

Needles to say you did not go, right?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...

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Pelreskovich 11

The only thing running through my mind would be the acupuncturist tripping and falling on all the needles in me.. :/

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Pelreskovich 11

I've had nightmares regarding it. I've always wanted to try acupuncture, only reason I haven't.

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rashadmahmoud 4

Pelreskovich you look like Rob Kardashian. Lol!

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islander03 5

i think she's trying to encourage you here! she's saying go find someone to go to this "couples" session, and maybe after they can kiss every painful spot one by one . nothing like some therapy for your trauma ;)

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baygirl564 9

Happy birthday and maybe you'll over come your fear

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YamahaGuy777 0

Its the thought that counts!:)

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GoW_Chick 14

Hey invite a cute guy to go with you, and when you get there ask him if he can hold your hand, and comfort you, because you're afraid of needles, but always wanted to try acupuncture, problem solved, most guys love to help a damsel in distress. :)

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Face your fears!!!! LOL. Seriously though, very inconsiderate birthday gift....

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luv2draw19 0

Acupuncture reminds me of Final Destination 5 when that dude dies

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Johnny6speed 0

I hate needles too but I looooove Tattoos

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Iknoweverything 29

Acupuncture needles don't really hurt. I do it all the time, I've only had one issue where they put the needle in a pressure point, and it was removed immediately... problem forgotten! It's the being hooked up to the electrical currents that should weird you out.

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