By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Sell her belongings before divorcing her.

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cufaoil 11

then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...

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sculp91 0

what the **** is wrong with people today can't you stay married or keep a spouse for two ******* years????? how hard is that?

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RedPillSucks 31

You can't keep someone that doesn't want to be kept.

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crashtest1205 0

You're hugging a cutout of Justin bieber, you're point Is irrelevant, even if I agree

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LesCDeal 6

#16: I used to say that same thing until I got divorced. "You can't keep someone who doesn't want to be kept" is so true. I made the decision to be with someone for the rest of my life -- but I couldn't force her to follow through with her end of the deal. When you grow up you will see just how hard it can be. How long was your longest relationship???

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Lucky boyfriend, he gets the anniversary perks!

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jasminekaren 0

what a great anniversary present.

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Connorisawesome 0

Now is the time you pull all the evil shit you know that you've been thinking of all this time... such as: flower in the hairdryer, ******** in her car air filter, or coming home with some hot bitch

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uhhh_awkward 0

#28: Aw, no I don't think that would be a good idea. :( But you're entitled to your opinion!!

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Fortuitous 0

#33, you are honestly the nicest person on this site, and your comments are very cheery! I have no idea how you're so nice... It kind of scares me (in a good way, I guess).

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uhhh_awkward 0

#49: Why thank you! :)

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Connorisawesome 0

Your kindness confuses me and yet pleases me at the same time. Carry on :)

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hosscat74 0

she cheated on him but you dont think revenge Is a good idea? I think it's great unless they offer a threesome. then you take that for sure

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uhhh_awkward 0

That's so awful! I wish more marriages worked out these days...it's so sad to see people go through the pain of cheating spouses or falling out of love. I wish you many happy days to come, OP!

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mikey86 0

I agree. I've gone through that so many times

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StitchedBear 0

you need to dump her asap. my bf and I were together 2 years when he cheated, and he is now me ex boyfriend. it's hard to leave but you deserve so so much better.

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mrahhhhh 21

Sorry OP... I recommend pulling the Buck Strickland and giving your valuable possessions to a trusted friend. If she divorces you, she can't have half of what you don't own. ;)

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