By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Sell her belongings before divorcing her.

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cufaoil 11

then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...

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a_girl_i_know 0

happy anniversary!

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sarcdude 3

Drop her. kick her ass to the curb. Hopefully you got prenup.

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TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Agreed, but, prenup or not, she can't get shit cuz she cheated...

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TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Definitely sucks! But as the saying goes, "You can't turn a CATERPILLAR into a HOUSEWIFE!"

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matty092 0

send her a message saying the papers in the letterbox you need to sign and put her shit on the lawn

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marcranger 28

ydi for not going down on her enough. better be prepared for some seriuos tongue action to get your third anniversary.

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Asstastic4 0

I can't open this jar of pickles. Can someone help me?

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TinyDude 10

YDI for having a smaller item den his xD

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