By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Sell her belongings before divorcing her.

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cufaoil 11

then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...

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To the ppl who say have a 3 some, I say dumb idea. A 3 some consists of one dick(mine;)) and 2 clams, maybe 3 clams but some may call that "too much work", I call it "how to turn your bed into a swimming pool", hrs of fun to be had. I digress op just tell the new boyfriend you have aids.

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rayray520 0

I agree with 6. I'm sorry man that's just not right.

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tinacorbin 0

There's way more to this story I'm sure... something led up to it for her not to be with him on their anniversary .... yeah, it could be all her fault, but I think OP left a few details out

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wtfsnickers 1

most American women are like that go asian

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at1325 0

there's no point in her celebrating it at all if it means that little to her.

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plix 0

I was such a boyfriend once... I feel sorry for her husband now, and for you too.

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