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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

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By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:17

Sell her belongings before divorcing her.

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:24

then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...

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bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 19 October 2010 2:19

Buy her a nice divorce as a gift.

dug44 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 2:21

Divorce? instead of posting a FML, call a LAWYER!!! Sucker!

rawrcookiemonste 5

Tuesday 19 October 2010 2:21

awe I'm sorry! FYL

catchkylie 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 3:08

damn. she tried you, big time.

Thanateros 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 3:35

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Typical female behaviour. Divorce that *****

Vexation 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 4:37

What? Males are not capable of doing the same?

TryBeingCreative 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 4:13

lmao

perdix 29

Tuesday 19 October 2010 4:24

Turns out the traditional gift for the second anniversary: Bone. Looks like your wife got her own gift. The modern gift: Sammiches. Make 'em, you little, whiny bitch.

iheartglasses 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 4:53

That heartless bitch..Cry me a river by Justin Timberlake just came to mind. Listen to it and hopefully feel better?

whitebear654 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 6:45

watch the movie Fireproof if you still love her.

KiaBabyy 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 7:01

Awww op I'm sorry u can spend the day with me ?

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