Health: Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea....

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By Bride to be - 19/05/2017 10:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML

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Isabel312 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.

traze 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:42

**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.

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CmarieMC23 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:08

Take some Imodium!

weird_little_kid 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:26

sounds like your in a stinky situation

nvrsaynvr 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:30

omg tht sux! good luck...

FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:34

Another Royal Wedding?

david000123 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:52

that was so ******* gay

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:54

Bring a toilet on the altar and sit on it while you say your vows.

ManziPicoso 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:55

Holy shit!

Skeleton_fml 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:02

Sounds like your're in a shitty situation.

avocado23 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:13

imodium AD. I carry that in my emergency pouch

david000123 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:47

I bet shiting is better then getting marred!!!!!!!!

larsen801 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:53

same thing happened to me, no fun.

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