By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
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Isabel312 0

just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.

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traze 7

**** your life for real. You should get a butt plug.

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HU4L188 0

u might just be nervous.... calm urself

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shnipe 4

drink some green tea

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disney_blonde 16

Instead of shoving things up your butt, just take some Imodium...oh wait, that would only make sense. No, shove a tampon up your butt, that's logical.

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lmaoatall 6

wear depends. and if it's really soupy, duct tape the the legs and waistband off. you may blow up like a giant water balloon, but it beats leaveing a shit run down the aisle!. congrats anyways!

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xlil_miss_emo_x 6

holy crap that sucks. Try taking some immodium? I hope your wedding goes well... Fly definetely :/ everyone dreams of how perfect their wedding will be... but that right there... That brings the roof down on everyone :/ hope all goes well :)

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jess6blondie9 2

Awww :( Stupid diarrhea always comes at the most unwanted times. I hope you got it under control and had a beautiful wedding!

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cherry72 13

um ask someone to get u some anti-diarhea medication. problem solved.

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

that is just messed up and why don't you just have the wedding then run into the bathroom saying I gotta poo!!!

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