Health: Today, it's officially been two weeks since I found out I have...

By blah - 01/02/2010 06:43 - France

Today, it's officially been two weeks since I found out I have mono. It's also been two weeks since anyone has visited me, called me, or even emailed me. The real kicker? I'm now fired from my job because they can't believe I can have mono twice in one year. I guess I'm just lucky that way. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

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By laxguy23 - 21/04/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

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Today, I got fired because I was “constantly sick”. Constantly in this case meaning: the one time the entire office had Covid, including myself, plus 4 single days in a whole year. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2020 17:01

Today, after three weeks of suffering from COVID, I returned to work. I met with my boss, and was written up for absenteeism. Oh, and we're closing early because there are ongoing riots. Oh, and we lost the contract and I'm unemployed in three weeks. FML

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By unemployed and bereaved - 25/11/2013 05:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML

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Today, after a year and a half of overexploitation at work without getting paid for it, I can finally have a deserved vacation. Why? I caught Covid. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 03/03/2020 18:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:56 - United States - Dallas

Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML

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Monday 1 February 2010 16:14

I had mono and it's horrible. People shouldn't act like that. You don't even do anything and you get it. And you can only get it once in most cases. Fyl indeed for having people in your life who don't understand. And first, who cares If your first? And then you add ew? You're lucky you've never had it.

kamkak 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:13

its called a doctors note!

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Compass 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 14:50

Here is a step to prevent mono. If you drink from a water fountain, always let the water run for a full 5 seconds before starting to drink, to ensure any harmful "entities" residing within are swept away. Laboratory tests have confirmed this in water fountains across many different environments.

akasamischu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:23

if you get mono twice is it called stereo?

dethmaul 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:16

LMAO

Comentator 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:56

Funny #122...OP you will have mono 365 times this year and the following. It never goes away, just into remission. I would sue them for firing you for being sick especially when you prove it.

ShopoingStor 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:55

Wow. That sucks ass. FYL dude. FYL. =P.

amb_787 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:56

mono doesnt go away. greaattt.!

dumpshit 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 11:26

What in mono?

FallonsRocket 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 19:14

I have mono right now too :( I feel for you. Didnt they give you some Prednisone? I suggest asking for it. What helps me, since my throat is so closed off, is drinking bubble water or soda. That way, you can breathe as you drink it. (If you have throat abscesses, gargling numbing throat spray mixed with Milk of Magnesia helps. Dont swallow.) I wish you well, especially about your job.

ZeroMachine 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:08

Get a note from your doctor that proves you have mono, then sue the motherfuckers who fired you for wrongful termination.

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Monday 8 February 2010 3:30

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