By buggingout - 26/07/2011 10:33 - United States

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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Kn0wledge123 21

Get your money back. As a hotel, they are contractually obligated to provide a clean and hospitable environment. The fact that it clearly isn't means they breached this contract, and releases you and your spouse from the obligation of payment. If they refuse to give you the money back, you can sue for breach of contract & pain and suffering. The More You Know

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enonymous 8

Hundreds of indigenous wildlife to keep you company you mean

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jshsmith1995 0

Roaches are probably in every house you go to in Hawaii

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xBangOut 4

uhmm.. but it's their honeymoon and all.. where are they supposed to spend their magical nights?

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SNL 2

that sucks. when I went to Hawaii it rained the whole time I was there and literally the day we were going home it stopped and got really sunny. lol but that's nothing compared to what u had to go through!

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nuggin0917 1

to get rid of roaches leave a trail of marshmallows and graham crackers leadong out the door. Works everytime

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freshV43 0

u can always jack off in the janitors closer

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parkyy16 6

get a new hotel even if it costs you.

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dolphincheddar 10

I think it's kinda kinky when you have honeymoon sex with an audience of cockroaches, it's like fear factor: **** edition.

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