Miscellaneous: Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe...

By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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He's fine

By kenz - 17/12/2020 20:01

Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML

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By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML

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By kaylajere - 26/05/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML

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Lookin' good

By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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Charming

By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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I'm just saying…

By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

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irishlassie731 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:32

Also, if it was boiling hot, why would you voluntarily go outside...where it's boiling hot?

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:04

Could have been in worse areas.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:35

One word: melanoma x_x

swaga1595 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:46

you ******* ****

ElliexMarie 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:03

#63 ; how is she a **** ? ha. i think thats sorta cutee. ha ; but why would you sunbathe instead of swim, when it's boiling hot ? lmaao. at least you didnt get sunglasses print on your facee. :/

jollyholly414 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:32

that's why u wear sunscreen!!! I am so white and I never tan, so I always use sunscreen. :P

fuck_YOUR_lives 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:37

he tried to save you

shnibz101 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:38

LOL best 1 all week other then that awsome cop 1

GriefBacon 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:49

You do know that tanning gives you skin cancer, right?

jewelzgalore 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:50

Sexy! Now you don't need a tattoo!

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:18

Aww. That's love. =X

kaykay10xo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:29

i dont get how you can tan. Im naturaly tan and i hate sitting out side for more than 10 minutes

dramakat11 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:46

WTF dumbass you totally deserve that. It's boiling hot so you decide to lay outside and damage your skin? Why would you even want to be in boiling heat anyway? Tanning is so stupid. I hope you're looking forward to wrinkles, leathery skin and age spots at a young age.