Birthday and Food: Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend...

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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lover_of_life 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:35

How was the apple pie?

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 7:35

You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?

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krogerwater 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:18

Today was my dad's birthday and i wasn't home all day and then i came home and shit and plugged the toilet up and flooded it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD

jpearce1411 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:20

How is getting a free apple pie on your birthday a bad day?

DeathShad0 1

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:22

I don't do anything special on my birthdays. So...where's the Fml...?

Dee100 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:31

My parents never remember my birthday. I'm 17 as well. No big deal. Chill out :D

capthavoc123 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:36

That sucks if true, but I doubt it is. You see, mothers tend to remember the date on which they pushed a massive object out of their ******. It's the sort of pain that leaves a distinct impression on the mind.

anonymsspermdonr 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:37

not n fml for the reason that op got a free ap pie. u say fml i say happy birthday

anonacs 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:37

On my girlfriends birthday a month ago all of her friends canceled the dinner. When I called her brother to confirm while we were at the restaraunt when everyone said no, he said her dad commited suicide. She has 5 siblings. Think your life is ****** still?

shelbcz 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:51

I know, right? She must be extremely busy to forget that.

loserboii 11

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:03

better tht than nothing?

bananamanama 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:05

So remind your mom or remember to bring it up beforehand next year...or maybe just tell her instead of being so self-pitying? And...don't you have other friends? If not...you could always enjoy your day by yourself. Relax, pamper yourself.