By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 852
You deserved it 3 180

Same thing different taste

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You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?

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Today, I ordered an apple pie from McDonalds at the drive-thru, nothing else. When I drove up to the window to get my apple pie, the guy said he accidentally gave two pies to the girl in front of me because it was her 17th birthday and her mom and best friend were out of town and she was on the verge of a suicidal meltdown from eating too much and being overweight because she was depressed. She then drove her car right into the highway, resulting in a 4-car collision, killing herself and 3 other people, including 2 children, and a flying hub cap dented my brand new car. I paid $0.77 to help a girl kill herself, 3 other people, and ruin my $65,000 Lambourghini. FML

JUDASKISS23 0

this is a win as far as i'm concerned.

alin_fml 0

Where's the FML here? You got a pie, girl! :D

Sweet! I would kill actual people for an extra apple pie.

...and? That's the best gift I could ever ask for on my birthday.

elizanena9 0

meh? don't sweat it. Happy Birthday!

PuhPuhPuhPi 0

That reminds me of the time when my mom told the cashier that she was at McDonald's so often (her and my little brother go there every Friday for lunch) that she should get frequent flier points or something, and so the manager overheard and put like four apple pies in her bag. But um, happy belated birthday.