By gallstones - 09/07/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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FreedomFirst 0

Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

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DSuarez94 0

at least he got you something, and now a peice of him will always be with you

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mifo 0

Oh well, just tell everyone you got "stoned" for your birthday instead. ...thanks folks, I'm here all night.

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voodootrucker 0

you must be stoned if you think that was funny

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fyourlife33 0

well at least you followed it with the thanks folks comment to sort of justify the awful joke

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marz88 0

That's weird I didn't think they would let you keep them, they usually send those things to pathology. Oh well haha it's the thought that counts. You will always have a piece of him with you ;)

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zombie_burrito 0

Aww...I think that's funny and sort of sweet. I'm sure his mom was joking, anyway. My mom said the same thing when I had a kidney stone.

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plexico 3

"Every time you go away, you take . . ."

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starphishy 0

Who doesn't want a necklace made of rare stones?

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regalarius 0

I agree with this, especially if it's a part of someone you love! :-D But then I don't gross out easily

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lkot 0

thats pleasant..... ewwwwwwwwww they must make a beautiful necklace....

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ANTONKR 0

at least he didn't cut off his balls and gave them for your birthday. lol

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