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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By ZPyRoGoDz - 30/10/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By lovefool - 12/01/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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Thursday 15 August 2013 15:54

Happy Birthday!

ViRepz 28

Thursday 15 August 2013 15:54

Go over to him and tell him what a jerk he is in person. After your birthday of course, today is all about you. Happy birthday!

Comments

Alycat6363 15

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:42

Your boyfriend sounds like a douche anyway. If he had to break up with you, he should have waited until you were feeling better and then do it in person.

gemini_tw 1

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:02

He sounds like an idiot. If he doesn't even want to care for you when you're sick and respect you enough to wait until the next day and also to do it to you're face, you're better off without!

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:07

That sucks, but hey maybe it's a good thing bcuz now you can find someone that'll be there for you when you're sick and take care of you instead of being a bitch about them getting sick. Germs are in the air. If you're gonna get sick, you're gonna get sick. Happy birthday & hope u feel better ASAP!

jem970 19

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:24

I'd go and cough and sneeze on him just to be spiteful.

amy6703 6

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:27

What a coward. I hope you have to go to the hospital and end up meeting a hot doctor who is crazy about you. Happy Birthday.

ksks1234 33

Thursday 15 August 2013 22:26

What? "I hope you get really, really sick that you have to be admitted to the hospital. Then, maybe, on a small off chance, there will be a hot doctor that dates his patients. That will show your ex!"