Well there are probably a lot of guys who would rather get a new stereo system for the holidays who will end up with a baseball cap of their favorite NFL team and a power tool. Life isn't fair. It makes up for all the shitty gifts he will get in the long run.

seriously, don't sweat it.

Did you get the hint?

Get him back with some prescription strength halitosis medication and maybe some "Deep Heat" sprayed directly on his balls, preferably when asleep and done under the covers so the spraying noise doesn't wake him up before the pain does.

dump him, dump him NOW

How can you get cancer from deodorant?

I doubt it.

YDI for smelling bad. :)

At least he wasn't too rude about it, maybe he just wants you to take better care of yourself.

If you stink, then you just stink.