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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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You deserved it 3 221

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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You deserved it 36 245

By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - 12/11/2014 03:16 - United States - Spotswood

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

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You deserved it 5 188

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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You deserved it 18 357

Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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You deserved it 1 271

By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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You deserved it 15 426

heylesha 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:24

thats actually kinda funny!

StarWolf111 21

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:23

Oh god.

Comments

Snookie85 19

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:13

Did u arrest him?

Brooding99 15

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:13

Wow, OP, fyl and then some. Hope you had to tazer, because this will be hell on your career, socially speaking.

gamegeek42 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:14

you deserve it because you are a cop!

wd_caro 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:14

you should have tazed him!! and then thrown him in jail!!

IDrownOreos 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:15

Sounds like something my dad would do

percyh 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:21

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they related to you? Lmao! Sorry dude, but I couldn't let this one go.

phoebe333 2

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:26

Good one

tmmundy 17

Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:06

#33 that was actually kinda funny...but now I will be singing that stupid song in my head all morning...thanks lol

DomoLaDii 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:39

LOL!!

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:27

OMG, sucks for you. Kind of sounds like my dad. Hope the rest of your day went better.

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:28

wow.. he needs help from a doctor perhaps besy wishes

XxdranzerxX 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:35

You ******* pig, why the **** would u choose that job piggy

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:52

So the public can be safe from asswipes like you!

Prankster7o7 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:12

You know, sometimes I'm ashamed to admit I'm part of this generation. :/

BooGhosted 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:42

I don't think a specific generation has ever hated cops more or less than another generation. It's just ours has the Internet to broadcast it on so it seems like more.

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:00

So he can keep asses like you safe. See what happens without cops. It would be total f****** anarchy.

Petronix 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:22

"**** da poh-lease" Right? Well when you're getting your ass beat because of the path of life you have chosen, don't bother calling the "piggies." Asshat.

Valdrek 26

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:48

Haha people like you make me laugh, I bet that despite whatever you say, you would never say that to a cops face. I am a cop as well and ******* sick of little pricks like you doing **** all in life thinking your hot shit. I've saved more people's lives than I can remember and been stabbed and narrowly dodged bullets on a number of times whilst helping people in the line of duty. NOW WHAT THE **** IS IT THAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU SO ******* SUPERIOR?